Wow, it took me a good 30 minutes to figure out how the heck I write another one of these things. At least it was a good 30 minutes, I dont think I could write if it had been bad. So, tomorrow I'm going to see if I can be hired for a taxi company. Thier ad says I can make up to 1000 bucks a week, whuch is fantastic. They also had a job posting for a dispatcher, and that might be fun. Really, I dont care what I do, so long as it pays more than 8 an hour. Wow, a thousand a week, think of all the things I could do....*Dream bubble* Why yes Mr President, I'd love to loan the US a couple trillion to help us out of debt. *POP* Like I would ever loan anyone a couple trillion... Well, maybe the Monroes. Anyway, I'm wearing a yellow shirt today, which, for those who know how I dress knows that this must indeed be a special day. Well, it is. Today is Valentines Day, the day we celebrate the senseless killing of all those poor people. Its kinda funny, dont you think? Such a violent event leads to the national day of love. And really, today is special only for couples anyway. I mean, what am I suppose to do today? I'm not bitter or anything, I just dont know what to do today. Maybe Ill go for a walk. Or maybe Ill... do nothing,cause there really isnt anything for me to do here by myself. Ohhh, I know. I bought a book the other day. Ill read that.
Oh yea, in case people were surious, which, I dont know why you would be, but, anyway, my current desktop image is: a fake Masters diploma.
And current song that is playing: Stacy's Mom! ha ha ha, I love this song. Ill admit it, when I was younger, I had a crush on someones mom. Not saying who though.
I just noticed that I can change the time and date of when I posted this. Im not sure why this option exists, but I just may have to use it more often. OHH!!! I forgot the most important thing about today! It's my conception day! Thats right, 21 years ago today, my parents made me. And Happy Conception Day to little Iain too. And to anyone else who was born between Nov 5-20th. How do I go about celebrating this? I mean, its a pretty important day, but what in the world to I do to celebrate? I guess just mentioning it here is enough.
So, Robby just called. I guess he is torn between two jobs. He can either join some investing firm thing, or, he can get a job loading kegs into a semi at the Coors factory all night long. I said go with whatever makes you happy.
And on that note, ladies, gentlemen, I bid you to do tonight whatever makes you happy, as long as it doesnt interfere with anyone elses happiness. So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Monday, February 14, 2005
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hahaha, yeah, it took me forever to learn how to post again too. If I had three trillion, I'd blow it all on developing the world's best new flavor of ice cream - cocoa-fudge-nut-mint-colada - or maybe something else. With ribbons of marshmallow creme running through.
Would driving a taxi mean you'd have to develop some unintelligible accent? Or maybe an elaborate system of conspiracy theories on current events and their ties to plans to assassinate the Turkish president?
If I had three trillion...
I'd design a time machine and go back to this morning when I had pancakes. Mmmm
Also, it's totally obvious you guys, he had a crush on my mom. Sorry John, but I broke through your web of secrecy.
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