Sunday, February 13, 2005

Thus Spake Zarathustra!

So, I thought it might be good if I started writing on one of these things, help me share my ideas, and vent my frustrations, etc.
Hmmm, where to start... well, here is where I am now. I have no job, I'm running out of money, I don't have time to work on my jeep, and I don't know what to do with my life. And believe it or not, I'm the happiest and most focused I have been in years. I want to be a teacher, in fact, I need to be a teacher. This much I know. How I'm gettting there is uncertain. I did find last night a college that awards degrees based on life experience. you say what degree you want and they interview you to see if you would qualify. Now, I know I don't qualify for a Masters in anything, except bad jokes, but I think I might be able to get an Associates in something, lol, plus for an extra 50 bucks, you can have on your diploma Magna Cumme Laude, to make it look more impressive. So, I could always do that, if I get desperate. Or if I want a whole bunch of degrees in different things. Idealy, I would like to move back to Iowa, and go to Dordt part time and have a job part time, but I dont know if they would take me back( Darn you Ron Rynders, DARN YOU!)
So, I have really big shoes. I like my shoes, they are those big black Sketchers. Ive had em for two years now, and they are starting to fall apart. I need to find another pair of them, casue they fit me like no other shoe has. And, as they say, when the shoe fits, wear it.
Wow, that was bad. Umm, I cant really think of anything more to say right now, though Im sure in about five minutes I come up with a whole bunch more boring stuff to talk about. So, Untill next time, Same Bat time, same Bat channel!

10 comments:

honeyhair said...

Wow, John. Congratulations on joining the blog-team. I like your Constitution-esque background, I must say, but please. For the love of humanity, leave the bad jokes out of it. As I have just lost the ability to type, I am now going to go.

honeyhair said...

Oh, and adjust your blog so people can post anonymously

Stephenie said...

*Big Grin*
I want a degree in Leisure Studies.

tubapotamus said...

Umm, I think I fixed it so anyone can post. Mmmm, toast. I like food, wayy too much.

Anonymous said...

JOHN!!!! I HAVE SKETCHERS 2!!!!!!!! AND THEY'RE FALLING APART!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It must be fate...or...something...

~Ralph (aka Sleggie)

Anonymous said...

Dordt will take anyone back if they have the money. :P And Ron is a silly guy, but he will help you out if you ask nicely.

tubapotamus said...

I wish I knew who that last person to post was...

honeyhair said...

hahaha, me too

Anonymous said...

I know what you did the tuesday before last, john

Anonymous said...

mwah ha ha ha