Im really sorry, but I dont have anything to talk about or post or anything. So, Ill just post a question, and let you give your answers and why. If a shark were to fight a bear, who would win? Bonus points to whoever names all the types of bears and sharks they can think of.
Bethany won the question I posted last week. Of the two answers that were given, I laughed at hers more.
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OOOH! I'm kind of excited about this one! Let's see....
Well, if a dogfish fought a grizzly bear, the grizzly would obviously win. And have a free meal. If a Whale Shark fought Winnie the Pooh, the whale shark would win, and probably not even notice it had a free meal, unless Pooh got rumbly in its tumbly. I think that polar bears and tiger sharks would be pretty easily matched, because polar bears could most likely even fight in water, except they'd get real hot because tiger sharks are tropical. Know what would be hot, though? To see a Mako fighting a Kodiac, because they're both pretty big and fast, plus Makos can jump like no one's business... So the answer depends, you see, John. And thank you for appreciating my last entry :)
Hahaha, what if the Chicago Bears fought the San Jose Sharks (NHL)? My money would be on the Sharks, just because you have to be a complete jerk to play hockey, whereas only half of pro football players are terrible people.
Notice I didn't mention megamouths, great whites, angel sharks, lemon sharks, pool sharks, reef sharks, blue sharks, or any of the ray/skate family
Nor did I mention sun bears, black bears, brown bears, spectacled bears (go Reid Park Zoo!), or the UCLA Bruins. Or the Cal Golden Bears.
Or the Grizzlies.
Well i dont stand a chance against bethany's phenominal answer so im not going to try. Though, i think we should all consider question being who would lose first, for if they wanted to fight each other the shark wouldnt be able to go completely out of the water in order to fight the bear on land, and the bear would not risk going to waters with any substatial depth that would require its energy to be spent on doggy paddleing instead of fighting, so with accounted for, I believe that they would comprimise and so then fight in shallow water. In shallow water they would both be able to do about the same amount of damage, and then if one were to die first the other would have wounds great enough to lead them to their death anyway. Them both being losers, i tell you that all the world is a chess board and trees are the pawns. Goodnight.
Hey John. Did my story ever get on this site? Better have. Or I'll....
Like sand in your momma's glass, so are the days of your Face!!
I almost forgot, your cosmological clock is ticking!
So, I liked it when you updated your site. Now its boring, cause I just read the same post over and over again
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